Saturday, May 2, 2009

Making Me Smile....

.. on the internet this week

Poster: Judges just treat you as though you are a porn.

Posted By Captain Oates on 28-04-2009
Just wanted to say, on reflection, I think she is pretending to be someone she is not.

1st Poster: I know every situation is different but hey thats why 90%of men end up in contact centres.

Me: Oh my, where did that figure come from?

US trained attorney: I fear that like 73.2% of statistics, it was made up on the spot.

2nd Poster: "90%of men end up in contact centres
Where did that figure come from?"

Too much reliance on car ­base­d satellite navigation hardware

Mr Familoo wanting to know if Lord Justice Wall's judgement quoting Philip Larkin -

"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.

They may not mean to, but they do.

They fill you with the faults they had

And add some extra, just for you."

- is what they call 'poetic justice.'

Lastly how to insult 30,000 people all at the same time .......
Me: By their very nature divorce forums will attract a disproportionate number of posers who are most likely to see matters in a subjective way ..... (dodgy 't' key :blush:)


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