Free to Collect
"Nagging Wife. No Tax, No MOT. Very high maintenance - some rust."
This was a story in The Herald about a builder who got so fed up with his wife's nagging that he advertised her in the Free to Collect section of a trade magazine. Apparently at least nine or 10 people replied. His wife Donna said "I don't think I do nag him. He just doesn't do what I want him to, that's all." And they only married last June!
4 comments:
Ah, domestic bliss!
It doesn't sound good does it? Good thing the wife has a sense of humour.
Doesn't sound good does it? I wonder what advert she would have put in for him?
What about;
"Ear-bashed husband. Energy efficient. Runs on beer and curry. CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!" - ouch.
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